John the Don

John the Don is a little piece of shit that wants nothing but money, the cheap little fucker can’t even afford Gucci and instead buys from an off-brand store galled Cucki.

Appearance
John the Don wears a tacky floral blue button up shirt with a yellow undershirt, multiple plastic chains and rings spray painted gold, a homemade belt made out of duct tape, purple leggings that were on clearance, and some shoes he bought at good will. He has a wig covering up his head warts and a stereotypical villain beard

Personality
John The Don’s personality consists of being a piece of shit that has attempted to murder Motu Patlu many times

Abilities
John has a cheap pistol that he never buys ammo for

John manages to remain evil even though evil never wins

John somehow remains fat as fuck despite never eating

Weaknesses
John always loses

His goons are stupid as shit and even fed him lead at one point

He’s a pleb

Trivia

 * John has attempted to join the gang that Motu’s uncle leads many times
 * John is a demon whose sole purpose is to kill Motu which will cause Patlu to fail as guardian and send Patlu to hell
 * John hates minorities.